Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Jokes of the Day

Don't Touch
I found this article in one of the humor page. but i can't remember the page...(am i in a category "at 78"? hehe)

How to lead a woman to bed

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??? kind of parkinson disease & Alzemier disease have caught up with her....




4 comments:

  1. ana..apa jenis sakit kulit tu dr beritau? allergik ke? haha ni mestila sbb asik belasah udang gemuk aritu..kan..kan?

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  2. never take a woman to bed, but woman always take me to bed,. to repair her bed.....

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  3. >Inahar : Dr kata sakit kulit..dia kasi ubat makan, mungkin kalah dgn certain2 food. Yg heran tu kekdg bila makan byk seafood tkde pape, tp bila time yg makan sikit2 tu yg kena...manyak helan ley...hehe

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  4. >Diva : After repair the bed, don't tell me u didn't climb up the bed?

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